At the doctor's office

My son's 4 year old check up had a few laughs. Here's some Q & A:

The Doc is looking for the answer "I eat"

Doc: What do you do when you're hungry?
Son: I rub my tummy
Doc: And then what?
Son: I tell Mommy or Daddy
Doc: And then what happens?
Son: They give me a pear or an apple.
Doc: And then what?
Son: I wash it.
Doc: And then what do you do?
Son: I eat my fruit.

Whew!

Doc: What do you do when you're cold.
Son: I make a fire.
Doc: (laughs) I've never heard that before.

For the record, we don't let him build fires.

I love this age!