He ain't heavy, he's my brudder...

Here's a little gem from my youngest one. She was pinching her big bro on the face in the cheeks and got both my husband and I mad at her. She went into this 5 minute tear fest. A total overreaction:

Daughter: Crying
Me: why are you crying?
Daughter: Daddy yell at me
Me: Why'd he yell at you?
Daughter: b/c you yell at me
Me: why did I yell at you?
Daughter: b/c I pinch Adander
Me: Are you supposed to pinch Alexander?
Daughter: Yeah
Me: No, you're not supposed to, are you?
Daughter: Yeah, he my brudder...