It Ain't Pretty...

I think I'm a little insulted. I saw a Tampax commercial marketing a tampon as the cuter tampon.

Excuse me? A cuter tampon? First of all, I don't really care what the frack the thing looks like. If anything, I don't sit and stare at it at any point of my interaction with the thing. I don't care if its yellow, orange, or white. I certainly hope the damn thing doesn't sparkle. Inspire me with a wrapper? Sure, but tell me it's cute and I feel like feminism took a big slap in the cheeks. Next you'll be telling me that it's comes beaded or with sequins so I can accessorize it with my shoes.

I don't want a "cute" tampon. Marketing Fail.