An interesting conversation...

ABC: Mom, where we going?
Me: To go see grandma.
ABC: No, I want to go to grocery store.
Me: we will after we pick up grandma.
ABC: why we pick up grandma?
Me: Because she doesn't want to drive. She's not feeling well.
ABC: Hmm...grandma have a clean butt?
Me: (laughing) I hope so.

***Don't ask, I have NO idea, LOL