Dinner

Monday-
Me: What do you want to eat?
ABC: pasta
Me: we're having hamburger tonight
ABC: no, I want pasta
Me: how about hamburger
ABC: I want pasta
*we compromise, he eats fruit

Tuesday-
Me: Oh, look, we've got pasta
ABC: I want chicken
Me: But you like pasta
ABC: I also like chicken
Me: you're eating pasta!
*we compromise, he eats fruit

Wednesday-
Me: look! KFC chicken!
ABC: how about chicken?
Me: THAT'S WHAT'S ON YOUR PLATE!!!
ABC: oh, hmm...uh, okay, but I don't want KFC I want chicken.
Me: Um, okay, ooh, look, You've got chicken!!!
ABC: and fruit?
Me: (((grunt))) of course.

Does wine count as a fruit?